{"id":1246,"date":"2015-06-25T13:25:24","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T13:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/?p=1246"},"modified":"2015-06-27T13:03:51","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T13:03:51","slug":"boars-galore-lisa-tosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/?p=1246","title":{"rendered":"Boars Galore: Lisa Tosti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Winter may be gone (kinda), but the Winter of our Discontent is coming soon!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>LISA TOSTI<\/strong><\/span> first performed with us in last year&#8217;s <em>Comedy of Errors<\/em> (as the saucy Abbess, among other things).<\/p>\n<p>RICHARD III is coming this July. In celebration of his recent disinterment (and re-interment), we wanted to know:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Where would you like to be buried and subsequently dug up in 500 years<\/em>?<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">LISA<\/span>: I would prefer to be cremated but if I were buried I&#8217;d want to be unearthed by science to study small, Italian women.<\/p>\n<p>2. <em>What would you do for the Crown<\/em>? (<em>no murdered relatives<\/em>)<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">LISA<\/span>: I would eat a chocolate cake (which I am allergic to because of the dairy).<\/p>\n<p>3. <em>If you were locked up in the Tower of London, who would you want to be locked up with you<\/em>?<br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">LISA<\/span>: Benedict Cumberbatch! (exclamation mark added for emphasis)<\/p>\n<p>Come see Lisa whip up a Cumber-batch of trouble for Tricky Dickie!<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">RICHARD III, Unrehearsed<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\nJuly 7 &amp; 14<br \/>\n7:30pm<br \/>\n@ Black Rock Pub<br \/>\n$5 at the Door<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/boar-152427_640.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-1248 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/boar-152427_640-300x150.png\" alt=\"boar-152427_640\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/boar-152427_640-300x150.png 300w, http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/boar-152427_640.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>&#8220;<em>The End is writ, the Way is not<\/em>!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Winter may be gone (kinda), but the Winter of our Discontent is coming soon! LISA TOSTI first performed with us in last year&#8217;s Comedy of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":764,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-performers","category-productions","wpcat-5-id","wpcat-3-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1246"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1267,"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions\/1267"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}