RICHARD III is coming this July. In celebration of his recent disinterment (and re-interment), we wanted to know:<\/p>\n
1. Where would you like to be buried and subsequently dug up in 500 years<\/em>? 2. What would you do for the Crown<\/em>? (no murdered relatives<\/em>) 3. If you were locked up in the Tower of London, who would you want to be locked up with you<\/em>? As long as you’re not a Corgi enthusiast, we guarantee you’ll love Kaelea’s upcoming performance!<\/p>\n
\nKAELEA<\/span>:Hmmm. Well, I would be dumped at sea in a burial pod. I’d like to imagine that, five-hundred years from now, my semi-preserved corpse would escape the (poorly designed) pod, wash up on the beach, and terrorize some family trying to enjoy their vacation.<\/p>\n
\nKAELEA<\/span>:Optimally, as little as possible…\u00a0However, with unlimited means; I would mount an Ocean 11 style heist (the one with Sinatra, not Clooney), and kidnap the Royal Corgis as leverage. I will eventually convince the Royals that the monarchy is merely symbolic, and objects are impermanent. We will sit down for a conciliatory brunch; where the Corgis will be served as a well-prepared frittata to the Queen and her Guard. At this point I would likely be tried for High Treason, get off with an insanity plea, and live out the rest of my days secluded from the outside world.<\/p>\n
\nKAELEA<\/span>: I can only assume that I am locked up in the Tower of London due to the events from the previous question (See: Question 2). In that case I would like to be around someone who would not judge me too harshly for baking the Royal Corgis into frittatas. In this case, I would choose: Canadian Novelist, Margaret Atwood (circa 1967).<\/p>\n
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