{"id":1281,"date":"2015-07-07T11:07:27","date_gmt":"2015-07-07T11:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2015-07-07T11:07:27","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T11:07:27","slug":"boars-galore-zack-meyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/?p=1281","title":{"rendered":"Boars Galore: Zack Meyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>Winter may be gone (kinda), but the Winter of our Discontent is coming soon!<\/p>\n<p><strong>ZACK MEYER<\/strong>\u00a0is a founding member of Unrehearsed, and has been performing the technique since 2006.<\/p>\n<p>RICHARD III is coming this July. In celebration of his recent disinterment (and re-interment), we wanted to know:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Where would you like to be buried and subsequently dug up in 500 years<\/em>?<br \/>\nZACK: I would like to be buried and dug up next to dinosaur bones in a position that looks like I&#8217;m upper-cutting it. Though scientists would eventually figure it out, those first couple of days of the discover would be hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>2. <em>What would you do for the Crown<\/em>? (<em>no murdered relatives<\/em>)<br \/>\nZACK: The only challenge that I see fit for obtaining the British crown is a Mario-kart tournament.<\/p>\n<p>3. <em>If you were locked up in the Tower of London, who would you want to be locked up with you<\/em>?<br \/>\nZACK: I would like to be locked in the Tower of London with a locksmith, preferably one with his tools on hand.<\/p>\n<div>ZACK: This is the poem read at the reinterment:<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;M<em>y bones, scripted in light, upon cold soil, a human\u00a0braille. <\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>My skull, scarred by a crown,\u00a0emptied of history.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Describe my soul\u00a0as incense, votive, vanishing;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>your own\u00a0the same.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>Grant me the carving of my name.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>These relics, bless. Imagine you re-tie a\u00a0broken string and on it thread a cross, the symbol severed from me when I died.<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>The end of time \u2013 an unknown, unfelt loss \u2013 unless the Resurrection of the Dead\u2026<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>or I once dreamed of this, your future breath\u00a0in prayer for me, lost long, forever found;<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>or sensed you from the backstage of my death,\u00a0as kings glimpse shadows on a battleground<\/em>.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I would like to thank everyone involved in the Unrehearsed Shakespeare Company of Chicago for providing me with such a wonderful opportunity for my last show as a Chicago resident for the foreseeable future. Come check it out!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><strong>RICHARD III, Unrehearsed<\/strong><br \/>\nJuly 7 &amp; 14<br \/>\n7:30pm<br \/>\n@ Black Rock Pub<br \/>\n$5 at the Door<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/boar-silhouette-hi.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1252\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/boar-silhouette-hi-255x300.png\" alt=\"boar-silhouette-hi\" width=\"255\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/boar-silhouette-hi-255x300.png 255w, http:\/\/www.unrehearsedchicago.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/boar-silhouette-hi.png 510w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201c<em>The End is writ, the Way is not<\/em>!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Winter may be gone (kinda), but the Winter of our Discontent is coming soon! 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