Winter may be gone (kinda), but the Winter of our Discontent is coming soon!

KAELEA ROVINSKY first performed with us in bloody-bloody Titus Andronicus.

RICHARD III is coming this July. In celebration of his recent disinterment (and re-interment), we wanted to know:

1. Where would you like to be buried and subsequently dug up in 500 years?
KAELEA:Hmmm. Well, I would be dumped at sea in a burial pod. I’d like to imagine that, five-hundred years from now, my semi-preserved corpse would escape the (poorly designed) pod, wash up on the beach, and terrorize some family trying to enjoy their vacation.

2. What would you do for the Crown? (no murdered relatives)
KAELEA:Optimally, as little as possible… However, with unlimited means; I would mount an Ocean 11 style heist (the one with Sinatra, not Clooney), and kidnap the Royal Corgis as leverage. I will eventually convince the Royals that the monarchy is merely symbolic, and objects are impermanent. We will sit down for a conciliatory brunch; where the Corgis will be served as a well-prepared frittata to the Queen and her Guard. At this point I would likely be tried for High Treason, get off with an insanity plea, and live out the rest of my days secluded from the outside world.

3. If you were locked up in the Tower of London, who would you want to be locked up with you?
KAELEA: I can only assume that I am locked up in the Tower of London due to the events from the previous question (See: Question 2). In that case I would like to be around someone who would not judge me too harshly for baking the Royal Corgis into frittatas. In this case, I would choose: Canadian Novelist, Margaret Atwood (circa 1967).

As long as you’re not a Corgi enthusiast, we guarantee you’ll love Kaelea’s upcoming performance!

RICHARD III, Unrehearsed
July 7 & 14
7:30pm
@ Black Rock Pub
$5 at the Door

“The End is writ, the Way is not!”